Nikki Webster Fan

DOROTHY
It really was no miracle what happened was just this
The wind began to switch the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to un-hitch
Just then a witch to satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch

MUNCHKINS
And oh, what happened then was rich.

The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for a Wicked Witch.

The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for a Wicked Witch.

Who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the Wicked Witch.